kankrivantas:

highly disappointed i did not grow up to be a main character in an anime

mandaladana:

Sparrow row.

am i lame if i started joycrying at marina and the diamonds concert tonight

bedoop:

a quick apology drawing for missing my cult leader’s tour date today

stupidfuckingquestions:

What do network executives consistently get wrong in comedy? (x)

cat-monster:

talking, i guess???

unironicgoth:

my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees 

snarg:

one time I was really high and took a hot bath and I closed my eyes and imagined myself as a noodle floating in hot soup

ctrayn:

truthisademurelady:

meladoodle:

names are fuckin weird, like your parents just choose a sound that identifies who you are as a human being for the rest of your life

I felt like a liar and a fraud every time I called my son by his name for the first week of his life.  I wanted to take it all back and call him Baby until he was eighteen and could go off into the woods on his spirit journey and find his true name and come home and tell it to me.

damn that’s really poetic

putoshop:

one more time!!!

tayalldaynyc:

theuppitynegras:

world history

In one sentence